NORTH COAST KNIGHT'S CELEBRATION

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March 5th will be the 1st Anniversary of the North Coast Knights. The Knights will celebrate with a Bar Night at their home bar, A Man's World, Complete with buffet and Door Prizes.

Dear

Miss Rhinegold Alley

Dear Miss Rhinegold Alley is the new advice to the lovelorn column in ACTION.

Miss Rhinegold Alley hails from across Lake Erie, in The Great White North, and chose ACTION to write for because she says, "I've had mine in ACTION for years".

When asked what qualifies her to write an advice to the lovelorn column? She replyed, "because I go through husbands, like most people go through socks". That made sense to us, so she got the job.

Herein is her first monthly column.

Dear Miss Rhinegold Alley,

How do I get my "Little Anchor Man" to marry & support me? I am tired of working and want to become a househusband.

Signed, Lost Keys

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Dear Lost Keys,

If your Man's Anchor is really that Little just smile & moan alot, I know I wouldn't have any use for him and I doubt anyone else would. So you shouldn't have any problems making him feel BIG and important to you.

Dear Miss Rhinegold Alley,

What's a poor girl to do? I'm a 44 year old Ex-Drag Queen from Toledo looking for Love, is the Bus Station all that's left?

Dear Da Sleeze,

Signed, Da Sleeze

In your case, I'm afraid so, and it HAD better be an EARLY Bus.

Dear Miss Rhinegold Alley,

For seven months I have been waiting for someone I care for ALOT, to come around how long should I wait?

Signed, Roger

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Dear Roger,

About as long as it takes you to get to the nearest Book Store.

Dear Miss Rhinegold Alley,

What's the biggest seller in Canada, Regular or Hot Lube? My Lover says it's Regular, and I say it's Hot Lube. Who's right?

Signed,

Curious in Lakewood

Dear Curious in Lakewood,

Neither of you are right. The most widely used lubricant in Canada, I'm proud to say is my own brand, GOOSE GREASE, you really should try it.

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